Brutto / Gross Chaos / Mess Einmal / Once Gefunden / Found Geldbörse / Purse Käse / Cheese Ornament Pad Schulter / Shoulder String Unorganisiert / Disorganized Weihnachten / Christmas
Christmas coming means one thing for comedians: office party gigs!
At Christmas play and make good cheer, for Christmas comes but once a year.
For a year, I was the world's worst assistant to a talent manager. I was awful at it. Really disorganized. Just not the person you want at the front desk of your office.
Men tell me that I've saved their marriages. It costs them a fortune in shoes, but it's cheaper than a divorce. So I'm still useful, you see.
We must not only cease our present desire for the growth of the state, but we must desire its decrease, its weakening.
An ideal society should be mobile, should be full of channels for conveying a change taking place in one part to other parts. In an ideal society, there should be many interests consciously communicated and shared.
We should force European governments to choose between Paris and Washington.
Japanese chefs believe our soul goes into our knives once we start using them. You wouldn't put your soul in a dishwasher!
I dropped out of school in the 11th grade because there was no purpose in it for me. I'm not proud of this, and I'm not trying to promote it.
