Bill Cosby - A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisel...

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A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he's in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station.

Bill Cosby

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Deutsche Übersetzung

Ein neuer Vater erfährt schnell, dass sein Kind immer genau zu den Zeitpunkten auf die Toilette kommt, als würde er Gesellschaft brauchen. Die einzige Möglichkeit für diesen Vater, sich in der Badezimmersicherheit zu vergewissern, ist die Rasur an der Tankstelle.

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