Zitat des Tages über Scherz / Jest:
I condemn all statements - made in sincerity or jest - that threaten or suggest the use of violence against the president of the United States or any other public official. Such rhetoric cannot and will not be tolerated.
I love no woman, for love is a serious business, not a jest.
I'm from New York, I make kind of somewhat maybe lewd, at times - maybe some would say dirty - jokes. But in jest.
A lot of truth is said in jest.
War is the statesman's game, the priest's delight, the lawyer's jest, the hired assassin's trade.
The jest loses its point when he who makes it is the first to laugh.
To smile at the jest which plants a thorn in another's breast is to become a principal in the mischief.
Never injure a friend, even in jest.
At its core, the United States is grateful, warm-hearted, full of unexpected twists and turns - not a cold and bullying prison - it's a place of infinite jest.
Woman: the peg on which the wit hangs his jest, the preacher his text, the cynic his grouch and the sinner his justification.
Private emails between friends and colleagues written in haste and without much thought or sensitivity, even when the content of them is meant to be in jest, can result in offense where none was intended.
When you're wounded and left on Afghanistan's plains, and the women come out to cut up what remains, jest roll to your rifle and blow out your brains and go to your gawd like a soldier.
I am usually a fun-loving person, and I say most of the things in a jest. Sometimes I get in trouble, but over a period of time, I think people now realise that most of the things I say are in jest.
Listen closely as those around you speak; great truths are revealed in jest.
If all else fails, the character of a man can be recognized by nothing so surely as by a jest which he takes badly.
Judge of a jest when you have done laughing.
Here's a proposal, offered only partly in jest: no resident of the United States, whether born here or abroad, should get to be a citizen until age 18, at which time each such resident has to take a test.
Those who can least bear a jest upon themselves, will be most diverted with one passed on others.