Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who makes you laugh every day, ah, now that's a real treat.
With my talent, I can make people laugh and give them another attitude about life. What a blessing that is for me.
There is nothing in which people more betray their character than in what they laugh at.
A laugh is a terrible weapon.
I love telling stories, telling jokes, making people laugh. I've got no plans to stop doing it.
Everyone has the same kind of fears; everyone has the same big problems in the world, which is, like, fear of death and 'I hope horrible things don't happen to my family,' but they do. And I think people laugh at them as this great release.
The young man who has not wept is a savage, and the older man who will not laugh is a fool.
My wife - an ex journalist and current TV producer - has a rule that she taught me at the start of B3ta. Does the item make you laugh, or does it make you go, 'Oh my God?' If you score on either count, then you have something that is worth sharing.
I try to make the majority of my audience laugh. That's my audience. They'll laugh at the dead terrorist.
If you're open and honest, you find that people genuinely want to help you out. Taking advice from others can enhance your relationship, especially if you can laugh about things.
He makes me laugh, Mick! He tended to turn up when we were having lunch and entertain us all. He bought an Enigma machine! I've never worked with a producer who was more famous than everyone put together.
If ever I want to amuse myself with an idiot, I have not far to look for one. I laugh at myself.
We always thought we wanted to do a show that you could both laugh and cry in thirty minutes, and I don't know that there are that many comedies that try for that.
The role of a comedian is to make the audience laugh, at a minimum of once every fifteen seconds.
It's good just to laugh sometimes, and if it comes out of some truth, it's even stronger.
Beware of him who hates the laugh of a child.
Sometimes, comedy feels like the kid brother of drama, trying to get attention by being the class jokester. But it's actually really hard to tell a story while also making people laugh. It's like trying to do two jobs at once.
For a long time, I operated under the Chinese proverb that there are four kinds of leaders: those who you laugh at, those who you hate, those who you love and those who you don't even know that they're leaders.
Solemnity in politicians is not only tiresome but may even mask those twin sins - self-righteousness and intolerance - for the opinions of others. If I couldn't laugh, I couldn't live, especially in politics.
As a kid I watched television 24 hours a day and loved every minute of it. The two shows that always make me laugh and are therefore my favourites are The Dick Van Dyke Show and Fawlty Towers.
If evil be spoken of you and it be true, correct yourself, if it be a lie, laugh at it.
I tell you a joke to have you listen to me, and then maybe I will tell you another joke that we can laugh together and feel equal. And then I will tell you a story hopefully that will make you cry. So I think that's the way that I approach the columns, as a surviving tool in a way.
Conservatives are charitable, forgiving, and are always - always - more willing to laugh at themselves.
If you tell people your ambitions, they usually laugh at you. When I told my girlfriends when I was 12 that I was going to Hollywood, they all laughed. And here I am!
I never have actually had a girl who's made me laugh before.
The tears of the world are a constant quality. For each one who begins to weep, somewhere else another stops. The same is true of the laugh.
From a very young age, music was very much in my house. I would sit with my mom, with the old LPs, listening to The Beatles and Carly Simon and Lionel Richie. The old LPs used to have the lyrics. From there, I would put on dance and music displays for my family, just to entertain them and make people laugh and smile.
When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him.
Well, look at all of these summer blockbusters. You can't help but laugh a little, because you've already seen a lot of these movies 482 times.
Everybody wants to laugh - you know that. They need to laugh... people need to laugh.
I'm somebody who can laugh even at myself. That happens now and again, when I've made a mess of really simple things.
I try to create some stupid entertainment for really smart people that they don't feel too stupid watching. In 'Xanadu,' the biggest laugh was a reference to Achilles.
My way of fitting in was through jokes and making people laugh.
I was a fat kid. I can laugh now. But I got teased about being an Oompa Loompa and stuff like that.
I think I make people laugh, and that's good in life.
The most fun I ever have is sitting in with Rick writing, and we laugh at our own jokes.