Abdeckung / Cover Glauben / Belief Haupt / Major Jeden / Every Kennt / Know Single Wie / How Zeitschrift / Magazine
I've been on the cover of every magazine in the world.
And, believe me; they will do everything to cover this up.
My mom does mine because I know I would go tweezer-crazy and wind up with no eyebrows at all.
Every chef I know, their cholesterol is through the roof. And mine's not so great.
You know, I've been playing with my hair color ever since I was nine.
I don't even have a cell phone. I don't know how they work.
It is a far, far better thing that I do, than I have ever done; it is a far, far better rest that I go to, than I have ever known.
Everything my mother made had to cook for 80 hours, and when she made matzoh balls she didn't know fluffy. Everything sank.
All I know how to do is take what's on my mind and spit it out funny. I don't know what else I could do besides comedy.
