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I'm not one to take revenge. If someone does something wrong to me I leave it in the hands of the universe to take care of that person.
Some of those more out-there jokes were written in the wee hours of the morning. Somehow, they remained funny the next day.
If someone tells you something is off the record, I don't print it. If they don't tell me something is off the record, then it's fair game.
There's nothing worse than sitting down to write a novel and saying, 'Well, okay, I'm going to do something of high artistic worth.'
For a writer, life is always too short to write. I will just try my best during what remains of my life.
Confit is not something that comes to mind for summer. Usually it means duck confit, made by cooking the legs and thighs in duck fat to preserve them for winter.
When a young writer comes up to me with an ambitious idea for a 20-book series, I usually tell him to maybe try something smaller to start off with.
I'm not jaded yet. I'm still at the point where, if someone comes up to me with great energy, I'm happy to meet them.
I have written a book. This will come as quite a shock to some. They didn't think I could read, much less write.
