Zitat des Tages von Bill Watterson:
So, what's it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond that, I don't recommend it.
Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?
We don't devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.
The world of a comic strip ought to be a special place with its own logic and life... I don't want the issue of Hobbes's reality settled by a doll manufacturer.
There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.
Reality continues to ruin my life.
I know the world isn't fair, but why isn't it ever unfair in my favor?
I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each other's dreams, we can play together all night.
From now on, I'll connect the dots my own way.
If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I'll bet they'd live a lot differently.
I won't eat any cereal that doesn't turn the milk purple.
If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life.
Genius is never understood in its own time.
Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than we speak. Probably so we can think twice.
I thought my life would seem more interesting with a musical score and a laugh track.
The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.
Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.
Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating; the mind is like a car battery - it recharges by running.
It's surprising how hard we'll work when the work is done just for ourselves.
If your knees aren't green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life.
Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.
We all have different desires and needs, but if we don't discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.
Often it takes some calamity to make us live in the present. Then suddenly we wake up and see all the mistakes we have made.
When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.
Mothers are the necessity of invention.
I liked things better when I didn't understand them.
Letting your mind play is the best way to solve problems.
It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool.
I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep everyone's expectations.
Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience.
Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend.
I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
I've got to start listening to those quiet, nagging doubts.
Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
The purpose of writing is to inflate weak ideas, obscure pure reasoning, and inhibit clarity. With a little practice, writing can be an intimidating and impenetrable fog!
Know what's weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything's different.