Jenny Lawson - The first thing I do when I come home is check the refrigerator for cats because I...

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The first thing I do when I come home is check the refrigerator for cats because I'm convinced that if one dies, my husband will hide it in there because I don't cook and so I won't see it. I do drink Cokes, though, so technically he should hide the corpse in the oven. And now I need to start checking the oven.

Jenny Lawson

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Deutsche Übersetzung

Das erste, was ich mache, wenn ich nach Hause komme, ist, den Kühlschrank auf Katzen zu überprüfen, weil ich überzeugt bin, dass mein Mann, wenn er stirbt, ihn dort versteckt, weil ich nicht koche und daher nicht sehe. Ich trinke zwar Cokes, technisch gesehen sollte er die Leiche im Ofen verstecken. Und jetzt muss ich den Ofen überprüfen.

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