Jasper Carrott - If you were asked to go on 'Mastermind,' what would your specialist subject...

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If you were asked to go on 'Mastermind,' what would your specialist subject be? I wouldn't have a clue what I could answer questions on. Birmingham City Football Club would be a start, I suppose, but with a hundred odd years of history, thousands of matches, players and incidents to recall, even access to Google would leave me struggling.

Jasper Carrott

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Wenn Sie gebeten wurden, mit "Mastermind" fortzufahren, was wäre Ihr Spezialgebiet? Ich hätte keine Ahnung, worauf ich Fragen beantworten könnte. Ich denke, der Birmingham City Football Club wäre ein Anfang, aber mit hundert Jahren Geschichte, Tausenden von Spielen, Spielern und Vorfällen, an die man sich erinnert, selbst der Zugang zu Google würde mich in Schwierigkeiten bringen.

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