Jasper Carrott - When the amalgam is delivered to your dentist in a special protective box, he has t...

Jasper Carrott Zitate

When the amalgam is delivered to your dentist in a special protective box, he has to take extreme caution when handling the stuff: with masks, gloves, gowns, goggles, all needed to protect him from danger. He then drills your teeth and rams the mixture into your cavities, whereupon it becomes miraculously, instantly safe!

Jasper Carrott

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Deutsche Übersetzung

Wenn das Amalgam in einer speziellen Schutzbox an Ihren Zahnarzt geliefert wird, muss er beim Umgang mit dem Zeug äußerste Vorsicht walten lassen: mit Masken, Handschuhen, Mänteln und Schutzbrillen. Dann bohrt er Ihre Zähne und rammt die Mischung in Ihre Hohlräume, woraufhin diese auf wundersame Weise sofort sicher wird!

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