Graydon Carter - You know, I used to warm the thermometer on the light bulb... I was really good at ...

Graydon Carter Zitate

You know, I used to warm the thermometer on the light bulb... I was really good at being sick. I could forge my mother's signature on a sick note so well I was hardly ever at school.

Graydon Carter

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Deutsche Übersetzung

Wissen Sie, ich habe das Thermometer an der Glühbirne gewärmt ... Ich war wirklich gut krank. Ich konnte die Unterschrift meiner Mutter auf eine kranke Notiz fälschen, so gut, dass ich kaum in der Schule war.

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