Am Ich bin / I Am Konservativ / Conservative Zombie
I am not a moderate. I am a conservative. I'm a fix-it conservative.
Conservative's the last thing I am.
I am a clinical zombie.
I am a fiscal conservative.
I am a Love Boat.
I'm not a conservative of any kind.
I am Thomas Cromwell in the court of the Tudors.
I am a simple creature.
I am used to controversies.