Am Ich bin / I Am Klinisch / Clinical Zombie
I am a conservative, but I am not a zombie.
I am not a cynic.
I am like a brick.
I am in control at all times.
I am certainly a liberal.
I am Parisian. I don't love the French.
I am definitely not rich.
I am Damian Lewis, not Daniel Day-Lewis.
I am tone deaf.