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I've always wanted to model and act. My first break came to me when I was at a parlour to get a haircut. The salon owner asked me if I would model for them.
I never wanted to set the world on fire. So I never had to burn any bridges behind me.
He asked why and I said, 'Because Gwyneth has a fat suit, my wife has a fat suit - I don't get a fat suit?' He looked at me and said, 'You mean you don't have one on?'
My mother says I was two and a half when I first mentioned I wanted to be an actor. My father said, 'The word is pronounced 'Doctor!'
They asked me why I was wearing heels, and I said, I'm trying to hide my ass. They gave me a prosthetic behind.
A lot of people don't know this: when I was young, I wanted to be a garbage man. I asked my mom, and she said they made good money, and it was steady work.
I don't excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor.
My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said 'No, but I want a regular banana later, so... yeah.'
The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV.
