Art Donovan - Broke my femur on a cruise with my wife in Italy. I'd walked back to my cabin afte...

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Broke my femur on a cruise with my wife in Italy. I'd walked back to my cabin after dinner with half a plate of spaghetti when I leaned in to open the door. Turns out it was already open, so I fell flat on my face like something from the Keystone Kops.

Art Donovan

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Deutsche Übersetzung

Ich habe meinen Femur auf einer Kreuzfahrt mit meiner Frau in Italien gebrochen. Nach dem Abendessen war ich mit einem halben Teller Spaghetti zu meiner Kabine zurückgegangen, als ich mich vorbeugte, um die Tür zu öffnen. Es stellte sich heraus, dass es bereits offen war, also fiel ich flach auf mein Gesicht wie etwas von den Keystone Kops.

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