Zitat des Tages von Art Donovan:
I tell people Baltimore is lucky to be rid of the Colts, they're so lousy, but I don't mean it.
There's a lady up in heaven who must be very proud of the way the people in Baltimore have treated her boy from the Bronx.
You know you're big when you sit in the bathtub and the water in the toilet rises.
I never met a cold cut I didn't like.
I don't eat vegetables. I only eat food like cheeseburgers, Spam, hot dogs and pizza.
Broke my femur on a cruise with my wife in Italy. I'd walked back to my cabin after dinner with half a plate of spaghetti when I leaned in to open the door. Turns out it was already open, so I fell flat on my face like something from the Keystone Kops.