Zitat des Tages von Yogi Berra:
You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you are going, because you might not get there.
Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.
The future ain't what it used to be.
I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house.
Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.
I always thought that record would stand until it was broken.
I wish I had an answer to that because I'm tired of answering that question.
Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.
The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.
If you come to a fork in the road, take it.
Baseball is ninety percent mental. The other half is physical.
You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours.
You can observe a lot by just watching.
If people don't want to come out to the ball park, nobody's gonna stop 'em.
Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded.
It's like deja-vu, all over again.
I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.
I'm glad I was in the Navy.
In baseball, you don't know nothing.
When you arrive at a fork in the road, take it.
I didn't know much about golf growing up.
You don't have to swing hard to hit a home run. If you got the timing, it'll go.
You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you.
If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.
Slump? I ain't in no slump... I just ain't hitting.
In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.
I enjoy now doing what I do... playing golf, relaxing a little, enjoying life.
We made too many wrong mistakes.
Pair up in threes.
It's pretty far, but it doesn't seem like it.
I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
If the world were perfect, it wouldn't be.
I don't like seeing myself on television. I don't like it.
So I'm ugly. So what? I never saw anyone hit with his face.
If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer.