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I really don't require a whole lot in life.

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My father-in-law gets up at 5 o'clock in the morning and watches the Discovery Channel. I don't know why there's this big rush to do this.

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If you've ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck.

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I know God is real.

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I turned down a movie this summer because it was nine weeks in Vancouver and my oldest daughter is 14. I've got four more summers with her. I'm not giving away nine weeks of her summer to go do a silly movie.

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I used to say that whenever people heard my Southern accent, they always wanted to deduct 100 IQ points.

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I tried real hard to play golf, and I was so bad at it they would have to check me for ticks at the end of the round because I'd spent about half the day in the woods.

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I've been to all 50 states, and traveled this whole country, and 90 percent of the people are good folks. The rest of them take after the other side of the family.

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I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did.

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I don't know why my brain has kept all the words to the Gilligan's Island theme song and has deleted everything about triangles.

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Little girls love dolls. They just don't love doll clothes. We've got four thousand dolls and ain't one of them got a stitch of clothes on.

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You know, I remember Career Day in high school. I remember plumbers and lawyers... I don't remember a booth where you could sign up to learn how to shoot chickens out of a cannon at the windshield of an airplane, 'cause there would have been a line at my school to do that!

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I never thought I would do a game show, but now I guess I'm now officially in that genre.

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Country music is about new love and it's about old love.

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Look at where Jesus went to pick people. He didn't go to the colleges; he got guys off the fishing docks.

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The more excited the rooster gets, the higher his voice goes. He's got a little bit of a Barney Fife quality to him.

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