H. L. Mencken Zitate – Sprüche auf Englisch mit Übersetzung

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In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice that I am not a Republican.

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Most people want security in this world, not liberty.

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The older I grow the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom.

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Man is always looking for someone to boast to; woman is always looking for a shoulder to put her head on.

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Every man is his own hell.

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Self-respect: the secure feeling that no one, as yet, is suspicious.

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Temptation is a woman's weapon and man's excuse.

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Judge: a law student who marks his own examination-papers.

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Whenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their marriage they are giving evidence at a coroner's inquest.

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The difference between a moral man and a man of honor is that the latter regrets a discreditable act, even when it has worked and he has not been caught.

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I write in order to attain that feeling of tension relieved and function achieved which a cow enjoys on giving milk.

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Whenever you hear a man speak of his love for his country, it is a sign that he expects to be paid for it.

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Democracy is a pathetic belief in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance.

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Before a man speaks it is always safe to assume that he is a fool. After he speaks, it is seldom necessary to assume it.

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Time stays, we go.

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Communism, like any other revealed religion, is largely made up of prophecies.

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All men are frauds. The only difference between them is that some admit it. I myself deny it.

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Man is a beautiful machine that works very badly.

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Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.

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Most people are unable to write because they are unable to think, and they are unable to think because they congenitally lack the equipment to do so, just as they congenitally lack the equipment to fly over the moon.

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I go on working for the same reason that a hen goes on laying eggs.

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The theory seems to be that as long as a man is a failure he is one of God's children, but that as soon as he succeeds he is taken over by the Devil.

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Poetry has done enough when it charms, but prose must also convince.

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A national political campaign is better than the best circus ever heard of, with a mass baptism and a couple of hangings thrown in.

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Platitude: an idea (a) that is admitted to be true by everyone, and (b) that is not true.

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If women believed in their husbands they would be a good deal happier and also a good deal more foolish.

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It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man.

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All government, of course, is against liberty.

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The capacity of human beings to bore one another seems to be vastly greater than that of any other animal.

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Faith may be defined briefly as an illogical belief in the occurrence of the improbable.

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Man weeps to think that he will die so soon; woman, that she was born so long ago.

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If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner.

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Conscience is a mother-in-law whose visit never ends.

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Democracy is also a form of worship. It is the worship of Jackals by Jackasses.

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I never smoked a cigarette until I was nine.

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The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out... without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane, intolerable.

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