I really don't want to do anything that resembles stand-up comedy. But I will agree to say that I am doing it, and I will hope that people expect it to be that, so I can thwart those expectations.
I do cook a lot for myself. I tend to cook from scratch, a lot of stews and things, lots of beans, because beans have got lots of protein in them but not fat. I am partial to a bit of cheese - I try to limit myself in my cheese intake, but I do enjoy a good smelly cheese. Stinking Bishop is a good one.
There are some programs on FOX that are not only fair and balanced, they're commentary shows. They don't have to be. But they brag about how fair and balanced they are. They don't cover rallies and tea parties. They cheer lead for rallies and tea parties. And as a journalist, I am totally against that.
I am working and improving every day, and I am happy with my work.
As the old joke goes, I have all the sins together. I am a woman, a Socialist, separated and agnostic.
I had to get some things right in my personal life. And once I got my family on the same page, to understand who I am and what I do for a living, I asked my oldest daughter, 'What do you think about Daddy coming back?' And she said, 'I didn't think you were done. I want you to win the Super Bowl.'
Let's get one thing straight: I am not an adrenaline junkie. Just because you cover conflict doesn't mean you thrive on adrenaline. It means you have a purpose, and you feel it is very important for people back home to see what is happening on the front line, especially if we are sending American soldiers there.
I am a very even-keeled guy.
I am so proud of what I've achieved personally, but without the lads around me, nothing would have been possible.
Often, when you're on a movie set, you're miserable. It's cold. You're hungry. You're tired. It's still dark out. And yet, there's no place I'd rather be. It's the happiest I am, and the most calm.
Choosing an unconventional career path - I am not a traditional Egyptologist by any means. I found what I love, and I have stuck with it.
I am not my skin. I am a model with a skin condition.
I am going to spend more time face-to-face with my friends and family. I am going to unplug more.
I foresee that poverty and obscurity probably await me, and I am in some measure prepared and daily preparing to meet them.
I am really interested in storytelling in general - nothing is off-limits!
What a liberation to realize that the 'voice in my head' is not who I am. 'Who am I, then?' The one who sees that.
I do not really think about age. I am just sort of trying to get as much done before I get old and can't.
I'm happy with who I am inside. I'd hate to have accolades and all that and not really be happy with who I was. So I'm really thankful for my family and for the support system that I have for being the person that I am today. I'm proud of who I am.
I am quite a fitness freak. I may not have the time to sleep, but a workout is a must. I have even set up a small personal gym on the sets.
I don't have anything to hide. And for the record, I am not against plastic surgery. I believe that any woman that wants to do anything or fix anything that bothers her - if she's doing it for herself - I'm all for it.
Everyone is getting prepared for this, to win the gold medal. I am among them: I want to win the medal.
People look at me as spiritual... but I am also very logical, very business-minded. The two come together.
When I dance, I go to a different side of who I am. I feel like I can solve a problem without knowing I'm solving one.
I have written 30,000 words in a month - think of it - 30,000! I hope I am putting the right number of naughts: an average of a thousand words a day! For thirty days!
I feel for all the parents whose babies just keep waking up for years. My heart and back go out to you guys! You are my heroes, and I am not fit to walk in your shoes!
I am especially grateful, however, to have known the fifties, before we began to poison our own civilization - or at least before the effects of the poison began to be felt.
I'm very hopeful. I am very optimistic about the future.
For me, I worked so hard to get to where I am and I don't ever want to lose sight of being grounded.
Sunscreen is my number one beauty product that goes on even when I am indoors.
There are people out there with an eye on my hard-earned cash who think that I am a pushover. I am not!
After 'Bridesmaids,' women know who I am.
It's just as well that I write in the same facile way wherever I am - no blocks or anguish, no contemplation, no elaborate revision, no need for love-tokens or nice views.
I am glad that my fan believed in me and stood by me in my hard times and continued to enjoy my songs. That's the real victory for me.
I am an actor. I love acting, and I absolutely love what I do, but I don't want it to be every waking hour.
I am genuinely slightly vague and chaotic in my habits. For good or ill, you know.
If I am in a beautiful place, but I don't like the people, I am miserable.