If I ever have sex with someone I might be able to develop a sense of humor.
Good humor is one of the best articles of dress one can wear in society.
You've got to have a sense of humor to keep your sanity.
I think 'Country Girl' is one song that can veer into country or hip-hop or rap. You can listen to it and enjoy the humor and the fun in it.
Men live by intervals of reason under the sovereignty of humor and passion.
Anyone in the humor business isn't thinking clearly if he doesn't surround himself with idea people. Otherwise, you settle for mediocrity - or you burn yourself out.
If the blood humor is too strong and robust, calm it with balance and harmony.
Maintaining a sense of humor is key to getting people to also focus on the crises at hand.
My dad's sense of humor was direct and sometimes surreal - his quick wit is well known amongst our family and friends. He raised me on Spike Jones records and W.C. Fields movies, and his sense of humor fell somewhere in between.
The love of truth lies at the root of much humor.
I'm an off-the-charts introvert. To me, being around groups of strangers is exhausting. I've had to sort of train myself to think about two tactics: finding common ground and invoking humor.
I think people appreciate a songwriter who shows different sides. The whole angst thing is cool, but if that's all you've got, it's just boring. Everything I write, whether it's happy or sad, has a sense of humor to it.
One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you.
We don't appreciate the value of humor sometimes.
Keep your sense of humor, my friend; if you don't have a sense of humor it just isn't funny anymore.
Humor is a social lubricant that helps us get over some of the bad spots.
My paintings capture the humor, zaniness, and depth of the Batman villains as well as the Freudian motivations of Batman as an all-too-human, venerable, and funny vigilante superhero.
My daughter doesn't even get my humor. She's like, 'Um, no. I don't get it, Dad. Mmm, no, not that one, Dad.'
Any film which views the darker side of life, which is death with a sense of humor, is very much to my taste.
Humor - I see it as a survival skill.
So my humor, I'd say, comes from a mixture of lowbrow comedy shows and highbrow theater. It's an interesting mix.
The overwhelming majority of Americans are possessed of two great qualities a sense of humor and a sense of proportion.
Humor is healing.
Humor is the ability to see three sides to one coin.
Short fiction is like low relief. And if your story has no humor in it, then you're trying to look at something in the pitch dark. With the light of humor, it throws what you're writing into relief so that you can actually see it.
True humor springs not more from the head than from the heart. It is not contempt; its essence is love. It issues not in laughter, but in still smiles, which lie far deeper.
You may not like the humor, but that is why every radio has an on-off button.
People of humor are always in some degree people of genius.
It's how you define yourself. It's not Nirvana or Pearl Jam: it's, 'Do you watch 'Portlandia' or 'Amy Schumer'?' It relates to a specific sense of humor. And, 'Do you know the hidden gems?' Like, if you knew the Pixies in the '80s.
It's amazing how these little guys can say things that a mortal human could never get away with. There's some sort of unspoken license... when outlandish things come out of an inanimate object, somehow it equals humor.
You can get through very serious and sometimes horrible and sometimes embarrassing and very awkward situations with humor. It gives us a way out.
I come from a family of teasers myself. My grandfather was from Liverpool, and he had a dry sense of humor, and he would tease us terribly. My brother Beau was so skilled in his teasing that he could get a rise out of me by simply pointing at me.
Never say a humorous thing to a man who does not possess humor. He will always use it in evidence against you.
Humor comes in all forms, and everyone has their cup of tea about what makes them laugh. But the day we censor humor is a sad one for sure.
Humor expands our limited picture frame and gets us to see more than just our problem.
Humor has become so cliche and boring that nothing's funny anymore unless it involves something totally disgusting that offends somebody or makes them feel really uncomfortable.