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It's amazing how these little guys can say things that a mortal human could never get away with. There's some sort of unspoken license... when outlandish things come out of an inanimate object, somehow it equals humor.

Jeff Dunham

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Es ist erstaunlich, wie diese kleinen Leute Dinge sagen können, mit denen ein sterblicher Mensch niemals durchkommen könnte. Es gibt eine Art unausgesprochene Lizenz ... wenn ausgefallene Dinge aus einem unbelebten Objekt hervorgehen, ist es irgendwie gleich Humor.

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