Mostly it was Mad magazine. And I did read a lot of - I had a subscription when I was little, but I also had access to some old collections, the little paperbacks of the really good stuff.
I'm playing pretty good now, but my ranking doesn't say that. I'm number two.
For every 10 good things, there's always some jerk that wants to say something bad.
I've often talked about that, and I've been asked that a couple of times and my feeling are that if you have a good show, a bad host will not even hurt the show.
Because the GIs were sent massively to South Vietnam, maybe it's a good idea to have a broadcast for them.
Progress for black Americans depends on good schools because education is the last great equalizer.
If everyone is good at something different, assigning chores is easy. If your partner is great at grocery shopping and you are great at the laundry, you're set. But this isn't always - or even usually - the case.
Poetry is something I love to do. Good poetry has an amazing ability to be communicative before it's even understood. I get emotional just from the beauty of words.
It's not a good idea to put your wife into a novel; not your latest wife anyway.
Were the Rolling Stones good looking? Well, Jagger was, but the rest of the dudes? Maybe not so much.
The couple of years before I was declared bankrupt were the roughest. The bank letters, the pressure, the stress was awful. You're in this twilight zone of not knowing where your life is going, and yet you're in Westlife. Everything was great with the band. I was earning money, and it looked good.
I don't learn so good, no matter how good the teacher is.
Don't ever criticize yourself. Don't go around all day long thinking, 'I'm unattractive, I'm slow, I'm not as smart as my brother.' God wasn't having a bad day when he made you... If you don't love yourself in the right way, you can't love your neighbour. You can't be as good as you are supposed to be.
At present, however, I don't think the Net is a very good medium for books, books should really be inexpensive lightweight paperbacks you can bang around.
Both of my girls have very high self-esteem because they were both able to master certain things; I should think that's good for their confidence.
I ate no butcher's meat, lived chiefly on fruits, vegetables, and fish, and never drank a glass of spirits or wine until my wedding day. To this I attribute my continual good health, endurance, and an iron constitution.
Marrying into money was not a good thing for me.
It's good to follow the path of personal happiness to some extent. People tend to get upset however when you drive a steamroller down it.
The voters reward good performance. So, I'm going to go out and focus, if I become the governor, to do the very best job I can as governor. The rest of it will take care of itself.
Almost every comedy you see is about people making all wrong choices and making all the errors of judgement possible. Good comedy is when it works on this scale. Because it is psychologically very real.
I've never been a Clinton fan. He's had some accomplishments, and he's very skilled at politics, but, you know, he's had some successes and a very good economy. And the question is how much or how little of that does he deserve credit for.
Cyberspace is - or can be - a good, friendly and egalitarian place to meet.
Someone told me there was a publisher that could find a good home for my songs, but I didn't want to give up my pursuit of a career in the business as an artist.
One enemy can do more hurt than ten friends can do good.
Apart from being interested in a good role, I think it's necessary to make up your mind as to whether it will make a movie that will entertain an audience all over the world and not just in your own backyard.
You can really taste the difference between a shop-bought and a good homemade mayo.
All my books explore fatherhood. I look at what it means to have a big father figure at the centre: sometimes they're a good father, sometimes bad.
Rap records don't make you feel good no more. Six months after release, it can't come back as a classic.
It's the first time I've ever done anything like that. It took longer than I expected. I've gotten a lot of E-mail since I got back, saying they thought I did a good job and presented the case well.
My version of a good role model is everything that I have strived to become over the years, as I have a deep desire to live an honest life and give relentlessly and openly to people who look up to me.
While you're going through this process of trying to find the satisfaction in your work, pretend you feel satisfied. Tell yourself you had a good day. Walk through the corridors with a smile rather than a scowl. Your positive energy will radiate. If you act like you're having fun, you'll find you are having fun.
I am as bad as the worst, but, thank God, I am as good as the best.
All you need for happiness is a good gun, a good horse, and a good wife.
I'm a good acting partner for me... when I don't have anyone else, I do really well!
Well, for us, in history where goodness is a rare pearl, he who was good almost takes precedence over he who was great.
I want people to get over the stigma about hemp. These seeds can't make you high, but they will make you feel good.
