Golf isn't first on my list anymore. There are a lot of things ahead of golf and I have to go ahead and do those things so I can play golf. I'm tired of hurting. Tired of fighting pain.
Stan said he used to keep Hardy late, make him miss his golf game, and really get him mad.
Golf is an awkward set of bodily contortions designed to produce a graceful result.
I met Michael Jordan on a golf course! I don't even know what to say. I'm still freaked out that I met him.
That's why we have practice rounds. We make the adjustments as we go around, try and find out how to play the golf course the best we can. No big deal, it's nothing to me, it's the same for me as it is to everybody and we're all trying to understand it.
It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.
But we do have a golf course near by and I play fairly regularly.
Someone who's honest about their golf game, I think, is a person who's right in the world.
I would say my first golf memory was asking who Arnold Palmer was when he was always on the Pennzoil commercials. When I was a little kid I watched a lot of sports, but I didn't watch a lot of golf, and this guy was always on a tractor.
Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.
What kind of woman irons her husband's sheets? Even the clothes I wear, I just throw 'em in the dryer with some golf balls.
In football, there were drinks available everywhere you looked. On a golf tournament, you could find one free anywhere you wanted it. In tennis and NBA basketball, everybody had a hospitality suite, and so you could go there and load up if you wanted to.
Golf will grow so long as it's fun.
I love to play golf, and that's my arena. And you can characterize it and describe it however you want, but I have a love and a passion for getting that ball in the hole and beating those guys.
Golf may be played on Sunday, not being a game within the view of the law, but being a form of moral effort.
Golf is the most fascinating game, but other people's game is the most boring thing.
I understand why marriages break up over golf. I can't even talk about my own handicap because it's too upsetting.
Whenever I have any spare time I have a game of golf.
I don't go out and get arrested anymore. The most extravagant thing I do these days is play golf. I'm like an old man.
I never taught my girls to play golf; they all played softball.
The pat on the back, the arm around the shoulder, the praise for what was done right and the sympathetic nod for what wasn't are as much a part of golf as life itself.
If I want to work, I can. If I want to play golf, or ride my motorcycle, I can. But the rest of it is family. Sometimes you're not really needed by your family, but you're there. And my kids like to know I'm there.
You know, when I was a young boy I used to play baseball in my back yard or in the street with my brothers or the neighborhood kids. We used broken bats and plastic golf balls and played for hours and hours.
Golf has always been a part of my life. My parents have footage of me in a walker swinging a plastic club. If I didn't play golf, I would have been a baseball player. I could sit and watch baseball all day.
I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course.
Sport is a wonderful metaphor for life. Of all the sports that I played - skiing, baseball, fishing - there is no greater example than golf, because you're playing against yourself and nature.
I think when I was about 12 or 13, my dad started taking me out to the local golf course, and that's the first time I ever hit a golf ball. I picked it up pretty quickly, just kind of monkey-see, monkey-do. But when I was 12, golf was so slow to me. For me, it was basketball, girls and music.
I'm a big sports guy - golf, tennis, baseball, basketball, snowboarding - and I love games.
Journalism is a team sport. Writing novels is golf: it's you and the ball.
Rest is huge because if you're sleep-deprived, that can definitely run into the mental side of the game and can definitely hurt your game if you're playing tournament golf.
You can spend the money on new housing for poor people and the homeless, or you can spend it on a football stadium or a golf course.
A golf course is nothing but a pool room moved outdoors.
My mom and dad worked very hard to give me the best chance in - not just in golf but in life. You know, I was an only child, you know, my dad worked three jobs at one stage. My mom worked night shifts in a factory.
You can't take up golf on a whim and find yourself competing against Tiger Woods in the Masters six months later.
Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards?
I play golf - badly.
