Briefmarke / Stamp Er / He Gelangweilt / Bored Menge / Lot Sagen / Say Selbst / Himself Spielen / Playing Zeitungen / Newspapers
I never saw myself not being a stand-up. That was my plan.
I often say that the best way to find a story is a one-inch brief in a local newspaper.
Most of the things that need to be said about the President are things he can't say himself.
Some newspapers are fit only to line the bottom of bird cages.
If a person never contradicts himself, it must be that he says nothing.
Putin does not lie. When he says something, he means it.
OT Genasis is my L.A. homie; I've seen him grind, and he is still making hits.
I have newspapers coming to me and saying, 'Can we get in on the TARP?'.
It only takes a politician believing in what he says for the others to stop believing him.
