Scott Adams - I'm predicting that we'll finally have a computer will search my e-mail automa...

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I'm predicting that we'll finally have a computer will search my e-mail automatically and delete every message that begins with 'thought you'd be interested,' and then give an electrical shock to the sender to remind him or her to stop send that kind of message.

Scott Adams

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Deutsche Übersetzung

Ich sage voraus, dass wir endlich einen Computer haben werden, der meine E-Mails automatisch durchsucht und jede Nachricht löscht, die mit dem Gedanken „Sie wäre interessiert“ begann, und dann dem Absender einen elektrischen Schlag versetzt, um ihn daran zu erinnern Stoppen Sie diese Art von Nachricht zu senden.

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