Etwas / Some Frau / Woman Gespielt / Played Gewesen / Been Hätten / Had Kerl / Guy Mail Mir / Me Seltsam / Weird
Every role I have played has had a bit of me in them.
I've said this: If Jim Leyland had been in my place, he'd have the 2,000 wins and I'd have 1,000. Leyland is the greatest.
It would have been fun to have played Tim Robbins' role in Bull Durham.
The only woman I have played in my career was my wife and I beat her easily! But she wasn't much good.
I don't hate women - they just sometimes make me mad.
It's hard to find a place where you're out of earshot of some kind of noise.
I'm as happy a man as any in the world, for the whole world seems to smile upon me!
As happy a man as any in the world, for the whole world seems to smile upon me!
Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilty and I'll show you a man.