Regina Brett - How do you know someone is a grandparent? They've got milk stains on every shirt ...

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How do you know someone is a grandparent? They've got milk stains on every shirt from burping babies. Their pants are worn out at the knees from crawling around giving pony rides. They have 2,842 pictures of the grandkids on their smart phone and not one photo of their spouse.

Regina Brett

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Woher wissen Sie, dass jemand ein Großelternteil ist? Sie haben auf jedem Hemd Milchflecken von rülpsenden Babys. Ihre Hosen sind an den Knien abgenutzt, weil sie herumgekrochen sind und Ponyreiten geben. Sie haben 2.842 Bilder der Enkelkinder auf ihrem Smartphone und nicht ein Foto ihres Gatten.

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