Alexander Würde / Would Wurden / Were
If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
I would leave my wife for Whataburger.
I would probably be a teacher if I weren't a comedian.
If I were a man with gills, I would be a fish!
I would talk in iambic pentameter if it were easier.
If the world were perfect, it wouldn't be.
We enter the world alone, we leave the world alone.
Actors can't retire. What would they do?
I love all Helmut Lang. I love Alexander Wang and Alice+Olivia.
