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What do I do when we're not taping? Sit in a dark room and refine my plans for someday ruling Earth from a blimp. And chess.

If I were but a man who would be tall, I would be me.

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I love B.C., but you know what taxes are like in Canada.

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If I were as much of a man as my woman, I'd be my wife.

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If I were like your mother, I would be a woman.

Ryan Stiles

I did standup for a lot of years, too, but when you come out as a standup, you get the feeling from a crowd - it's a kind of a 'make me laugh' attitude. But when you come out as an improvisor, they realize that they're suggesting everything you do. So they're already invested in the scene, and they actually want it to work.

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I'd rather drive the yellow brick road, you wouldn't happen to know of a rental car place around.

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The sky, the sky beyond the door is blue.

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If I were a man with gills, I would be a fish!

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Never interrupt me when I'm eating a banana.

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Back off or the lizard gets it!

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On 'Whose Line,' we had six, seven, eight scenes per show, so everything was pretty quick. And there's a lot of games that we just got tired of, like 'Hats' and 'World's Worst' and 'Hoedown' and stuff.

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Never trust sheep.

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I'm Jim Phillips, I have multiple personalities. I'm also a skindiver, a puppeteer, and I was the tenth president of the United States.

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That is raw dough. Never eat raw dough. They can make worms in your tummy. Worms in your tummy.

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I was into sports in high school, but I got kicked out of Richmond High at 17, so I never graduated. However, I still get invites to the class reunions... I don't know that I want to see how everyone looks now.

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If I could rap, that would be a sensation, but I can't, you see, I'm just a Caucasian.

Ryan Stiles

I'm going to buy some green bananas because by the time I get home they'll be ripe.

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The first rule to living in America is 'Stop tap dancing, you fool!'.

Ryan Stiles

What do I do when we're not taping? Sit in a dark room and refine my plans for someday ruling Earth from a blimp. And chess.

Ryan Stiles

I'm convinced to do improv. All you have to do is listen to what people are saying to you, and then just add more information to what they've just said. That's all there is to improv, but it's the hardest thing to do.

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