Dein Kind / Your Child Geben / Give Ihre / Your Irgendein / Any Kind / Child Nachrichten / News Nett / Kind Noch nie / Never Schlecht / Bad Schlechte Nachrichten / Bad News Sie / You Wollen / Want
If you've never been hated by your child, you've never been a parent.
Never give up on your child. But also, you have to love your child.
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Your child is never not your child. You can be 90 and your mother 120, but your mother is still worried about you.
Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.
Would you rather your child had feminism or cancer?
You don't know your child until they get here; you don't know their personality.
There is nothing like seeing the man you love with your child.
You cannot work and be at home with your child. But you want both.
