Zitat des Tages von Chuck Palahniuk:
Meeting authors is kind of the death of the characters. That is always heartbreaking.
Maybe humans are just the pet alligators that God flushed down the toilet.
My best advice for writers is: Have your adventures, make your mistakes, and choose your friends poorly - all these make for great stories.
If I can't be beautiful, I want to be invisible.
A minute of perfection was worth the effort. A moment was the most you could ever expect from perfection.
I don't care what they do with my book so long as the flippin check clears.
When I first started writing, it was me alone with a computer in my apartment. I hated the time away from other people, and my writing sucked. Now I have a laptop; I can do the most tedious part of my job in a public place.
While writing, I tend to repeat the same song, endlessly, for thousands of times. This helps me ignore any lyrics, and helps create a consistent mood for each book.
With a book, you're guaranteed the audience has a certain skill level and that the audience has to make an ongoing effort to consume this product and that the project is being consumed by just one person at a time. I really want to play to that strength because it's one of the few advantages books still have.
My father worked for the railroad, and whenever a train crashed, we would go as a family and steal food from the boxcars. One year we stole a case of butterscotch pudding that was for export to Israel. It took us years to get through.
When the 'Fight Club' movie was going into production, I quit my job so I could write full-time.
I think it's more important to write something that brings men back to reading than it is to write for people who already read. There's a reason men don't read, and it's because books don't serve men. It's time we produce books that serve men.
Sometimes, like in 'Invisible Monsters,' I get too out of control, and instead of a plot point every chapter, I want a plot point in every sentence.
I think a lot of people saw 'Fight Club' and thought, 'Right, here's our next Che Guevara, here's our next Fidel Castro, here's someone who's going to wave the flag.' And I was like, 'No, it's just a book. And if I beat that drum, if I play that song one more time, I won't have a career.'
I believe in something. But I don't believe that anything can hold a grudge for long enough to condemn its creation to eternal punishment. Nobody can hold a grudge that long, even God.
Sometimes you do something, and you get screwed. Sometimes it's the things you don't do, and you get screwed.
All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring.
The only difference between suicide and martyrdom is press coverage.
If death meant just leaving the stage long enough to change costume and come back as a new character, would you slow down? Or speed up?
Our Generation has had no Great war, no Great Depression. Our war is spiritual. Our depression is our lives.
People have to really suffer before they can risk doing what they love.
We don't see a lot of models for male social interaction. There's sports and barn raisings.
Where would Jesus be if no one had written the gospels?
People used what they called a telephone because they hated being close together and they were scared of being alone.
I haven't shoplifted since I was 13.
Being lonely is not a bad thing for a writer.
When working, my diet degrades to pizza three times a day, because I don't want to distract myself from anything.
We are not special. We are not crap or trash, either. We just are. We just are, and what happens just happens.
My books didn't fit a marketing niche.
People would ask me to autograph their bodies and then the next time I'd see them on tour they'd have my autograph tattooed. I decided I wouldn't write on people anymore, but I'd give them arms and legs and if they wanted those autographed I'd do that.
If you knew that your life was merely a phase or short, short segment of your entire existence, how would you live? Knowing nothing 'real' was at risk, what would you do? You'd live a gigantic, bold, fun, dazzling life. You know you would. That's what the ghosts want us to do - all the exciting things they no longer can.
I tell everyone I interact with what I'm working on and let them bring me anecdotes that illustrate my themes.
Your birth is a mistake you'll spend your whole life trying to correct.
You realize you have no control over how you're perceived.
Every time I write something, I think, this is the most offensive thing I will ever write. But no. I always surprise myself.
I'm trying to make order out of chaos, trying to find some way of rationalising the horrific things that people do or the way the world is.