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I thought, 'My God, I'm gonna make $15,000 a week for 13 weeks.' What would I do with that kind of money? You know, I had never seen anything like that before in my life.
If one day someone came up to me and was like, 'Look, you're never going to act again,' I don't know what I would do.
If you will take her, you may take her, but if you go from aboard, you shall never come aboard again.
If I had my life to live over, I would do it all again, but this time I would be nastier.
I wish you could see some of the girls I have genuinely had crushes on in my life. They're not the girls you would assume.
Work? I never worked a day in my life. I always loved what I was doing, had a passion for it.
I wanted to do a show based on what my life would be like if I had never become a comedian.
If my life were a song, what would it be? 'A Never Ending Road of Musical Good Times'.
In my life, things have happened to me. I've never felt I was controlling anything.
