Jasper Carrott - There's a rumour going 'round that if you amass a certain number of penalty...

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There's a rumour going 'round that if you amass a certain number of penalty points on your driving licence, the authorities will make you take your test again! Now, if ever there was an incentive to drive carefully, they could not have threatened a more terrifying ordeal.

Jasper Carrott

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Es gibt ein Gerücht, dass, wenn Sie eine bestimmte Anzahl von Strafpunkten auf Ihrem Führerschein sammeln, die Behörden Sie dazu bringen, Ihren Test erneut zu machen! Wenn es jemals einen Anreiz gab, vorsichtig zu fahren, hätten sie eine schrecklichere Tortur nicht bedrohen können.

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