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We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but we cannot figure out how it travels inside wires.

Dave Barry

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Wir glauben, dass Strom existiert, weil uns die Elektrizitätsgesellschaft ständig Rechnungen schickt, aber wir können nicht herausfinden, wie sie sich in Drähten bewegen.

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