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The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one. Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb.

Benny Hill

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Deutsche Übersetzung

Die Wahrscheinlichkeit, dass es in einem Flugzeug eine Bombe gibt, ist eine Million gegen eine, und gegen zwei Bomben eine Million mal eine Million gegen eine. Wenn Sie das nächste Mal fliegen, schneiden Sie die Chancen ab und nehmen Sie eine Bombe.

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