Alexandra Petri - The worst thing that happens to you at college if you fail to get out of bed in ti...

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The worst thing that happens to you at college if you fail to get out of bed in time is that you will miss two hours of someone reading scintillating anecdotes about Medieval Ireland. The worst thing that happens to you in life if you fail to get out of bed in time is that you might lose your job as a first responder.

Alexandra Petri

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Das Schlimmste, was Ihnen am College passiert, wenn Sie es nicht schaffen, rechtzeitig aus dem Bett zu kommen, ist, dass Sie zwei Stunden verpassen, in denen jemand schillernde Anekdoten über das mittelalterliche Irland liest. Das Schlimmste, was Ihnen im Leben passiert, wenn Sie das Bett nicht rechtzeitig verlassen, besteht darin, dass Sie möglicherweise Ihren Job als Ersthelfer verlieren.

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