Froh / Glad Marine / Navy
I'm glad I was never an heiress.
I had so many faux-parents.
I'm glad I never went to war.
I'm glad I was a teacher.
I never had migraines. Never had migraines.
I'm glad to have work.
I envy the dead.
I'm glad I was never in a band.
Vanity is as old as the mammoth.