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Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.

If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job.

Woody Allen

Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of meat and potatoes, comedy is rather the dessert, a bit like meringue.

Woody Allen

Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness.

Woody Allen

You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.

Woody Allen

If my films don't show a profit, I know I'm doing something right.

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Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.

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My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.

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It's not that I'm afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.

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I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.

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I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys.

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Marriage is the death of hope.

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On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down .

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Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more fun.

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I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.

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Harvard makes mistakes too, you know. Kissinger taught there.

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What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.

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The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small.

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It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.

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Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.

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In Beverly Hills... they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows.

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I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.

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If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative.

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I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.

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What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream?

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I am two with nature.

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If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.

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I failed to make the chess team because of my height.

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When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.

Woody Allen

My luck is getting worse and worse. Last night, for instance, I was mugged by a quaker.

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His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.

Woody Allen

Some guy hit my fender, and I told him, 'Be fruitful and multiply,' but not in those words.

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I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.

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I ran into Isosceles. He had a great idea for a new triangle!

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As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.

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I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse.

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The talent for being happy is appreciating and liking what you have, instead of what you don't have.

Woody Allen