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When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.

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My uncle's dying wish - he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair.

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I saved a girl from being attacked last night. I controlled myself.

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With me, nothing goes right. My psychiatrist said my wife and I should have sex every night. Now, we'll never see each other!

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If it wasn't for pick-pockets I'd have no sex life at all.

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My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.

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I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

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On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.

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With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.

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My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive.

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My wife can't cook at all. She made chocolate mousse. An antler got stuck in my throat.

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I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.

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My wife was afraid of the dark... then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light.

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