I really can't believe what a state the Pyramids are in. I thought they had flat rendered sides, but when you get up close, you see how they are just giant boulders balanced on top of each other, like a massive game of Jenga that has got out of hand.
I've never worried about life's big questions.
Comedy's really subjective, you know; that's why it's so hard.
I think it's mental to pay for water. Where is that water coming from? Are they in the hills puttin' it into bottles when years ago it used to roll down and go into the lakes?
I sometimes wonder how we're short of cod. There's gonna be a load deep down that are hiding. But it's a good reason to put the price up, and it means a load of people will have haddock. They should tell people they're running out of all sorts. Make 'em panic a bit.
I've never thought about it before, but I suppose bad people might need someone to pray to, too.
It's like there's some unwritten rule that if you're mates, you can say what you want to each other, and you don't really get that annoyed about it.
Who'd have thought the Frisbee would have caught on?
I drive a car, like an adult. Not brilliantly. I'm not great.
I don't really go out at night in terms of noisy, busy places; I prefer more of a quiet corner somewhere.
I don't know what the future is, but you just do it whilst it's there, don't you?
Being honest with you, it's not the 'great' wall of China. It's an all right wall. It's the 'All Right Wall of China.'
We should all love animals.