You have to do stand-up quite a long time before you learn how to do it well.
I realize how desperate it sounds for me, as a comedian, to ask you to laugh at my jokes.
I get nostalgic for British negativity. There is an inherent hope and positive drive to New Yorkers. When you go back to Britain, everybody is just running everything down. It's like whatever the opposite of a hug is.
I've made so many people angry that they kind of blur into one unpleasant memory of people staring at you with somewhere between passive aggression and active aggression.
Campaign ads are the backbone of American democracy if American democracy suffered a gigantic spinal injury.
