I hate women because they always know where things are.
It is better to have loafed and lost, than never to have loafed at all.
Progress was all right. Only it went on too long.
But what is all this fear of and opposition to Oblivion? What is the matter with the soft Darkness, the Dreamless Sleep?
You might as well fall flat on your face as lean over too far backward.
The most dangerous food is wedding cake.
There are two kinds of light - the glow that illuminates, and the glare that obscures.
The nation that complacently and fearfully allows its artists and writers to become suspected rather than respected is no longer regarded as a nation possessed with humor or depth.
Love is the strange bewilderment that overtakes one person on account of another person.
All men kill the thing they hate, too, unless, of course, it kills them first.
The sanity of the average banquet speaker lasts about two and a half months; at the end of that time he begins to mutter to himself, and calls out in his sleep.
Don't get it right, just get it written.
Speed is scarcely the noblest virtue of graphic composition, but it has its curious rewards. There is a sense of getting somewhere fast, which satisfies a native American urge.
Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more.
All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why.