A Jewish woman had two chickens. One got sick, so the woman made chicken soup out of the other one to help the sick one get well.
How to drive a guy crazy: send him a telegram and on the top put 'page 2.'
If my mother knew I did this for a living, she'd kill me. She thinks I'm selling dope.
If you had your life to live over again, do it overseas.
Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport.
My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself.
