Zitat des Tages von Denis Leary:
I've eaten things that didn't complain this much.
Usually when you watch a film, you're just sort of biting your nails about things you could have done differently.
I love Santa Monica and Venice because I like the beach. I have a lot of friends in that area.
I went to school with Steven Wright, who was the shyest guy I knew, and one day someone suddenly told me that he was in a club doing standup comedy. I went down to his club and he was great. Another friend of mine, who was pretty much a thief by trade, was hosting the show. So I thought, 'If these guys can do it, then so can I.'
The thing with movies is, because you have so little time, I always feel like there are more things we could've done with the character. If we'd done a sequel to 'The Thomas Crown Affair,' what would that have been like? But for the most part, you try not to think of that, because it's just going to break your heart.
I obviously identify with the anti-authority figure. I've pretty much always had problems with authority, ever since I was a kid. But, yeah, it's not identifying, I think it's more a part of my natural DNA that I question anybody who has a plan. Everybody's got to have an angle; that's the way I grew up.
I think we should take Iraq and Iran and combine them into one country and call it Irate. All the pissed off people live in one place and get it over with.
I think daycare is great for people who have to work two jobs. My problem is with people who are dropping kids off at daycare because they want to go out and spend the day golfing or getting their nails done. You know what I mean? That's not why they invented daycare.
I will not bond. I will not share. I refuse to nurture.
I really, really like 'Eastbound & Down.' It's one of the few things that makes me laugh. It's almost too funny to get an award.
Wolfhounds helped kill off the wolves in Ireland.
Not eating meat is a decision, eating meat is an instinct.
I studied acting in school and then, of course, couldn't get an acting job.
I bought my daughter a Chihuahua and I fell in love with it. So now I carry Coco around with me all the time.
I did 12 years with nuns, you know. So I came out of it going, like, 'I think Jesus is all right.' The rest of it I think stinks to the high heavens.
Temptation's something you have to deal with even if you're not famous. It's harder when you're famous because it's a lot more in your face, and that makes it a little more difficult to walk away from sometimes.
There we were in the middle of a sexual revolution wearing clothes that guaranteed we wouldn't get laid.
Racism isn't born, folks, it's taught. I have a two-year-old son. You know what he hates? Naps! End of list.
I'm still pretty self-centered, greedy and angry.
I don't really have a lot of fun playing just straight good guys. It's not my thing. It's like Tom Hanks territory.
You try to - you want to fly on both sides of the political fence because that's where the - where the comedy is.
There are some guys I know for a fact, like Louis C.K., who always talk about how not-great of an actor he is, and he's terrific on his show. But I know Louis would play a fantastic dramatic role in something, too. He just needs somebody to grab him and say, 'Come in here and do this.'
When I'm on stage, that's me. It's blown up, but that's me.
The things that make me angry still make me angry. George Carlin is 67, and he's still as funny as he's ever been, and he's still angry. And that makes me feel good, because I feel like if I stick around long enough, I'll still be able to work.
I basically - I don't like tattoos, unless you're a firefighter who has a tattoo that has to do with that or a military guy. That's - those are people who should have tattoos.
Firefighters are some of the most selfless public servants you will ever encounter.
I think it's a shame when you come across young actors and musicians who haven't had the time to learn their craft. It doesn't matter if it's acting or music; you really have to learn how to do it from the bottom up because unless you have a great work ethic... fame is a terrible thing to have.
One of those things that I like about TV is that if you get a group of people you like, you can work with these people for months at a time, and you can discover their strengths and weaknesses, and you can use those in the direction where you take the characters.
I'm pretty much a chocolate guy. I'm up for any type of chocolate. Any chocolate.
If you see me doing a new stand-up special, it probably means I've been out of work for a while.
I would have to commit a crime and have cops chase me. That would be the only way to get me to jog five miles.
I love French stuff. Mmmm, french fries.
I believe in prescription drugs. I believe in feeling better.
Some people expect me to be funny all the time, and I'm not necessarily funny all the time.
I can't text. My fingers are too big.
I've always had a thing for Catwoman. Michelle Pfeiffer or Halle Berry in tight leather pants, with the boots - I'm pretty good with either one.