Zitat des Tages von Casey Stengel:
The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn't argue with one. I'd put my arms around her and give her a little kiss.
You got to get twenty-seven outs to win.
No baseball pitcher would be worth a darn without a catcher who could handle the hot fastball.
They told me my services were no longer desired because they wanted to put in a youth program as an advance way of keeping the club going. I'll never make the mistake of being seventy again.
If you're so smart, let's see you get out of the Army.
I was not successful as a ball player, as it was a game of skill.
You have to have a catcher because if you don't you're likely to have a lot of passed balls.
You can't go out to the mound hobbling and take a pitcher out with a cane.
Finding good players is easy. Getting them to play as a team is another story.
The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided.
Sure I played, did you think I was born at the age of 70 sitting in a dugout trying to manage guys like you?
I got players with bad watches - they can't tell midnight from noon.
The secret of successful managing is to keep the five guys who hate you away from the four guys who haven't made up their minds.
The Yankees don't pay me to win every day, just two out of three.
All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
Most ball games are lost, not won.
Son, we'd like to keep you around this season but we're going to try and win a pennant.
Oldtimers, weekends, and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they're successful.
It's wonderful to meet so many friends that I didn't used to like.
Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in.
They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What's funny about that?
Never make predictions, especially about the future.
You gotta learn that if you don't get it by midnight, chances are you ain't gonna get it, and if you do, it ain't worth it.
The trick is growing up without growing old.
I came in here and a fella asked me to have a drink. I said I don't drink. Then another fella said hear you and Joe DiMaggio aren't speaking and I said I'll take that drink.
You gotta lose 'em some of the time. When you do, lose 'em right.
Been in this game one-hundred years, but I see new ways to lose 'em I never knew existed before.
If you're playing baseball and thinking about managing, you're crazy. You'd be better off thinking about being an owner.
The Mets have shown me more ways to lose than I even knew existed.
Don't cut my throat, I may want to do that later myself.
I was such a dangerous hitter I even got intentional walks during batting practice.
I broke in with four hits, and the writers promptly declared they had seen the new Ty Cobb. It took me only a few days to correct that impression.
Don't drink in the hotel bar, that's where I do my drinking.
I don't like them fellas who drive in two runs and let in three.
When you are younger you get blamed for crimes you never committed and when you're older you begin to get credit for virtues you never possessed. It evens itself out.
If we're going to win the pennant, we've got to start thinking we're not as good as we think we are.