Managing is getting paid for home runs that someone else hits.
I don't know if he throws a spitball but he sure spits on the ball.
There are three things you can do in a baseball game. You can win, or you can lose, or it can rain.
The team has come along slow but fast.
Everybody line up alphabetically according to your height.
I feel greatly honored to have a ballpark named after me, especially since I've been thrown out of so many.
They say some of my stars drink whiskey, but I have found that ones who drink milkshakes don't win many ball games.
You have to go broke three times to learn how to make a living.
If I've got a good pinch-hitter, I hate to have him stay on the bench with men on the bases in an early inning. He may end the game right there.