Friendship mean taking the time out to help... when you have fifty thousand things to do.
A true friend sees the first tear... catches the second... and stops the third
The best time to make friends is before you need them.
In the spiritual life nowhere do our ideals meet the actual more truly than in how we relate to each other, in how we make, sustain and are friends.
One of Taylor Swifts ex's needs to write a song called 'maybe you're the problem'.
You know you're ugly when you're the one asked to take the photo.
I know there's a lot of money in aviation because I put it there.
Trust your captain but keep your seat belt securely fastened.
A male pilot is a confused soul who talks about women when he's flying, and about flying when he's with a woman.
Sharks are just dolphins who went to the military.
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
When Harry Styles and Taylor Swift break up shell write a song called, 'I Went In The Wrong Direction.'
The only good thing about monday is that it's closer to being over than it was when I woke up.
Dont hate me cause I'm beautiful! Hate me because...well...okay! Hate me cause I'm beautiful.
Feelings are what separate us from animals. That's why you'd never see an ape crying while eating ice cream and watching The Notebook.
I'm against gay marriage. I think marriage is a sacred union between a man and a pregnant woman.
We do not recruit. We can only impress.
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is whats inside.
No matter how many times you say 'okay' your parents will not stop talking.
'Rawr' does NOT mean 'I love you' in dinosaur. You ever seen Jurassic Park? It means I'm going to fucking eat you.
Live without pretending, Love without depending, Listen without defending, Speak without offending.
Better late than never, but never late is better.
Don't worry if you're still single. God is looking at you right now saying, "I'm saving this girl for someone special." Life is not a garden, don't be a hoe.
Life is not a garden, don't be a hoe.
Face your problems don't Facebook your problems.
Happiness keeps you sweet, sorrows keep you human, life keeps you humble, success keeps you glowing, but only God keeps you going.
When life gets too hard to stand... Kneel.
S.I.N.G.L.E = Strong, Independent, Noticeable, Generous, Loving , Enlightened.
The only reason I love sleeping so much, is because my life has a tendency to fall apart when I'm awake...
Sometimes people think if they're single no one can hurt them... but being single and thinking about memories can kill you.
You grow on people, but so does cancer.
You can't expect to hit the jackpot if you don't put a few nickels in the machine.
May you live your life as if the maxim of your actions were to become universal law.
I love it when women come up to me and tell me I'm a positive influence on their lives and the lives of their young daughters. That's a great feeling.
In life there are no winners, only assholes with Swiss Bank Accounts.
Strong lives are motivated by dynamic purposes.