I can't stand Tiger Woods. He is the most selfish man I've ever played golf with.
Golf seems to be an arduous way to go for a walk. I prefer to take the dog's out.
People started coining the phrase, 'Bubba Golf,' whatever you want to call it, which I like. 'Bubba Golf' is going to be fun. I mean, why do what everybody else does? That's boring.
Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
I never worried about money, except that I knew that all I had to worry about was golf. As long as I could play, I was going to make money.
I know this golf tournament has my name on it but it's not about me. It's about the Louisiana Tech family. There is nothing greater than being a part of the Bulldog family.
But in the end it's still a game of golf, and if at the end of the day you can't shake hands with your opponents and still be friends, then you've missed the point.
That's the difference between golf and many other sports. You go to some other sporting events, they just leave you or give you the cold shoulder and move on.
Golf's ultimate moral instruction directs us to find within ourselves a pivotal center of enjoyment: relax into a rhythm that fits the hills and swales, and play the shot at hand - not the last one, or the next one, but the one at your feet, in the poison ivy, where you put it.
I found golf late in life, in 1990. I took some lessons and struggled. Then one day, I hit a drive that was so crisp and clean, with no vibration. There's no feeling like it. I was hooked.
The kids say golf taught them this and that. I get it with the military: A guy joins the military because he needs discipline and has to find himself. But don't tell me, 'Golf helps you find yourself.' I've been playing my whole life, and I'm still looking for myself.
I love getting up to my folks' house and playing golf with Dad. He's very involved with my off-course ventures, and I talk to him every third day.
Prior to that I produced a couple of TV movies for CBS, but the truth of the matter is that I burned out for a couple of years. I didn't do anything for a while, apart from taking up golf, for which I got a four handicap.
I played a lot of other sports at school and just one day the golf bug bit me and I started playing serious golf from when I was ten years old.
I started with golf because I saw my brothers play, I was always watching them. It was my life. Growing up, we always played competitions like chipping, hitting.
I had a peace all day. I knew it was a tough golf course. I probably prayed more the last three holes than I ever did in my life.
I don't think golf has ever been any pressure as far as having to succeed.
If I was going to go to college, I had to have a scholarship. By my sophomore year, it was evident golf was not going to be the path.
Who wants a life of ease? And who wants a life in the office that you hate, and who wants to play golf?
Polo is like playing golf with a saddle, and there are a lot of moving parts.
Do your best, one shot at a time and then move on. Remember that golf is just a game.
If a lot of people gripped a knife and fork the way they do a golf club, they'd starve to death.
Whenever I walk off the golf course, I thank God that I'm able to tell a joke. I thank God I'm good at something.
You know the way I play golf, it's a good I do these things for charities.
I want to keep playing good golf.
This thing is for the game of golf, yeah, but trust me, the Europeans don't have that mentality.
My golf swing is probably the most horrendous you've ever seen. I look like I'm trying to attack the ball.
Relax? How can anybody relax and play golf? You have to grip the club, don't you?
The real beauty of it - key to my life was playing key chords on a banjo. For somebody else it may be a golf club that mom and dad put in their hands or a baseball or ballet lessons. Real gift to give to me and put it in writing.
I think travel is probably the downside of playing professional golf, but you've got to do it.
Golf is just for fun. I have no time to be a pro golfer, not even after F1. I think it's too late and I'm too old to learn now. Golf is just a hobby and maybe I can improve a little bit more.
I was a paperboy first, then I worked at a movie theater. But I was a caddie at a golf club, which I didn't like. The people were so bougie and racist at times.
My dad is a big dreamer, so I got that from him. Golf was my main thing when I was a teenager, and that's what I wanted to do.
Achievements on the golf course are not what matters, decency and honesty are what matter.
What most people don't understand is that UFOs are on a cosmic tourist route. That's why they're always seen in Arizona, Scotland, and New Mexico. Another thing to consider is that all three of those destinations are good places to play golf. So there's possibly some connection between aliens and golf.
A lot of people like to think that golf is a lazy man's sport. Or it's a rich man's sport, or it's a sport that they can't be involved in.
