I'm a bit of a shill for the Clinton Administration, which has its perks. I'm invited to all the inaugural balls.
I wasn't brought up as a society girl to go to balls and be a debutante and marry the social set and money and go to parties. No one in my family lived like that. And I never wanted to live like that. I was brought up to believe in work. I always wanted a career. Always.
I had very low expectations. Honestly, I think I had 11 rounds of golf the entire year in before this tournament, and I had hit balls maybe four or five times.
He's so ugly. When you walked by him, your pants wrinkle. He made fly balls curve foul.
For all the fun, don't forget: I always knew when to put my golf balls down and practice.
I have a karaoke lounge in my house, complete with a tiki bar and hula-girl lamps and disco balls.
I've always hated the way Hollywood has portrayed accountants. They're always little nerd balls, wimpy, afraid of everything. Growing up with accountants, I don't see them that way.
I was never a strikeout pitcher. Why should I throw eight or nine balls to get a man out when I got away with three or four?
